Thoughtsam

- make of it what you will -

4.07.2010

I'm selling autonomous helicopters... give me your GPS coordinates and your credit card number.


4.04.2010

Are you more of a to do list half empty or half full kind of person?


4.01.2010

Now that I knew what I knew, the only answer was to destroy the entire species. But how to explain this to the rest of the world?


3.27.2010

My rose-colored glasses are in the wrong prescription; everything is wonderful, but I can't tell what it is.


3.22.2010

He was beginning to come to the conclusion that he was but a bit player in his own life.


3.20.2010

She toured for half a year with Bomb Rocket Mother before realizing that all of their chord progressions clashed horribly with her hairstyle.


3.14.2010

They say the ends justify the means. I say they're not ends at all, but new beginnings.


3.07.2010

They say it's the information age. Let me tell you something, it's always been the information age.


I keep meaning to sign up for that class on how to be more spontaneous, but I never seem to get around to it.


2.28.2010

You can't start something without a clean slate. You can't finish anything without a big mess.


2.20.2010

Say what you like, but I feel Ad Hoc Hippo and the Unnecessary Precautions has an incredible horn section.


2.18.2010

He needed that house, so that its imposing structure could constantly remind him of how important he was.


2.17.2010

They call him the blind visionary; he's led us right so far, so who am I to judge?


2.08.2010

If you don't talk to your kids about astral projection, somebody else will.


2.07.2010

The Buddha statue? I use it as a talisman to ward off Republicans.


1.28.2010

When you get there you might find a Messiah or a mattress sale, you never know which.


1.20.2010

His hair said to the world, "I'm in denial about certain basic truths of human existence."


1.16.2010

Do it in half an hour, and it's a chore; spend all afternoon on it, and it's a luxury.


1.09.2010

Does insanity come from the search for truth, or from finding it?


1.01.2010

Tall fences make tall neighbors.


11.17.2009

They say it's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, but all I have is a blowtorch.


11.14.2009

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen... Banjo II: Dinah's Revenge


11.11.2009

I was perfect once; it didn't last.


11.08.2009

She spoke in corporate innuendo, where everything was a veiled reference to profit.


11.01.2009

Mismatched beauty is still beauty.


10.11.2009

Try as I might, I am yet unable to smell fear.


10.08.2009

Once again through the eye of the needle!


10.05.2009

Creativity needs ragged edges to nest in.


10.02.2009

Wisdom is a poor substitute for youth.


9.29.2009

If only she got as much joy out of her ass as they clearly do.


9.26.2009

Truth be told, I was only in it for the elitism.