He made a device that would wait until the last human on earth was dead, then broadcast a special message on loudspeakers across the world.
5.15.2008
5.14.2008
5.12.2008
4.28.2008
3.12.2008
3.10.2008
3.09.2008
3.08.2008
Finally, after gliding through subterranean passageways for what seemed like hours, we moored our boat at a small dock set into the rock face. As we climbed the stairs, we could see the glow of a thousand little lights ahead.
2.17.2008
2.12.2008
"Speed 3: Baby on Board" - Annie is settled down now, with a husband and a house in the suburbs. Life is good, but their new baby won't nap unless they take it driving, and then it wakes up as soon as they drop below 55 miles an hour. Hang on for edge of the seat family fun!
2.10.2008
You say you know how I should live? The animal kingdom displays such an amazing variety of lifestyles; shouldn't we humans aspire to do no less?
2.04.2008
1.26.2008
1.21.2008
1.14.2008
1.12.2008
The walls of the great chamber were carved with interlocking statues of plant and beast, climbing one on top of the next to the distant ceiling. Woven throughout was a seemingly infinite piping, decorated with golden scales. Only once we'd reached the center of the hall did this massive coil begin to shift, revealing the head of a giant serpent rising over the altar.
1.09.2008
1.03.2008
1.02.2008
He's still missing her; that's what it must be. I mean, it couldn't be the complete lack of purpose in his life, right?
1.01.2008
I listened to the sound of beach grass waving in the wind, and dug my toes deeper into the warm sand. The events of yesterday seemed a lifetime ago.
12.31.2007
12.30.2007
He knew death wasn't permanent. When he was a kid, he'd had a goldfish, Jimmy. One day, his parents scooped Jimmy out of the bowl and fried him up right then and there. They all ate Jimmy that night, but the next morning there he was, swimming around his bowl like nothing had happened. Good ol' Jimmy, I wonder what he's up to now?
12.29.2007
I did what I knew you would want, even though you won't admit it. When you think you're hating me, you're actually hating yourself.
12.28.2007
12.27.2007
12.23.2007
12.20.2007
11.19.2007
Oh, presentation is crucial! At the end of every meal, I arrange the leftovers just so, so the kitchen staff knows I care.

