Thoughtsam

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 03:50:00 +0000

I'm selling autonomous helicopters... give me your GPS coordinates and your credit card number.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:51:00 +0000

Are you more of a to do list half empty or half full kind of person?

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:47:00 +0000

Now that I knew what I knew, the only answer was to destroy the entire species. But how to explain this to the rest of the world?

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 17:40:00 +0000

My rose-colored glasses are in the wrong prescription; everything is wonderful, but I can't tell what it is.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 05:02:00 +0000

He was beginning to come to the conclusion that he was but a bit player in his own life.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:56:00 +0000

She toured for half a year with Bomb Rocket Mother before realizing that all of their chord progressions clashed horribly with her hairstyle.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:00:00 +0000

They say the ends justify the means. I say they're not ends at all, but new beginnings.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:29:00 +0000

They say it's the information age. Let me tell you something, it's always been the information age.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:14:00 +0000

I keep meaning to sign up for that class on how to be more spontaneous, but I never seem to get around to it.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:38:00 +0000

You can't start something without a clean slate. You can't finish anything without a big mess.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:33:00 +0000

Say what you like, but I feel Ad Hoc Hippo and the Unnecessary Precautions has an incredible horn section.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:47:00 +0000

He needed that house, so that its imposing structure could constantly remind him of how important he was.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:43:00 +0000

They call him the blind visionary; he's led us right so far, so who am I to judge?

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:57:00 +0000

If you don't talk to your kids about astral projection, somebody else will.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:21:00 +0000

The Buddha statue? I use it as a talisman to ward off Republicans.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 02:55:00 +0000

When you get there you might find a Messiah or a mattress sale, you never know which.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:08:00 +0000

His hair said to the world, "I'm in denial about certain basic truths of human existence."

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:01:00 +0000

Do it in half an hour, and it's a chore; spend all afternoon on it, and it's a luxury.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 06:06:00 +0000

Does insanity come from the search for truth, or from finding it?

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:26:00 +0000

Tall fences make tall neighbors.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:42:00 +0000

They say it's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, but all I have is a blowtorch.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:40:00 +0000

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen... Banjo II: Dinah's Revenge

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:30:00 +0000

I was perfect once; it didn't last.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:26:00 +0000

She spoke in corporate innuendo, where everything was a veiled reference to profit.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:20:00 +0000

Mismatched beauty is still beauty.